1. may-13th:

    Happy May 13th :)

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    May-13th.tumblr.com

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  2. dylanshamy:

m4nduh:

saythew0rd:

n-oir:

fudddle:

breathe-the-daisies:

darkenyourclothes:


A family were on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience. His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the ‘OK’ hand sign to see if he was all right.
The son took the picture and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK. When they got back to him, he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely panicking. When the parents asked why, he said ‘there was a shark behind you.’ The dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true but they wouldn’t believe him.
As soon as they got back to their hotel they loaded the picture onto their laptop and that was what they saw.

The amount of bricks I would shit…

ohhhhhh my fuckkkkkking goddddd

holy shit ok crossing scuba diving off my bucket list

holy smokes just imagine

ultimate photobomb.

i would have peed myself like 10x omg

brb never going swimming anywhere ever again
shits scary as fuck

    dylanshamy:

    m4nduh:

    saythew0rd:

    n-oir:

    fudddle:

    breathe-the-daisies:

    darkenyourclothes:

    A family were on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience. His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the ‘OK’ hand sign to see if he was all right.

    The son took the picture and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK. When they got back to him, he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely panicking. When the parents asked why, he said ‘there was a shark behind you.’ The dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true but they wouldn’t believe him.

    As soon as they got back to their hotel they loaded the picture onto their laptop and that was what they saw.

    The amount of bricks I would shit…

    ohhhhhh my fuckkkkkking goddddd

    holy shit ok crossing scuba diving off my bucket list

    holy smokes just imagine

    ultimate photobomb.

    i would have peed myself like 10x omg

    brb never going swimming anywhere ever again

    shits scary as fuck

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  3. funniest10k:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

    funniest10k:

    Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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  5. shestrippingout:

    cuteboythings:

    A marriage proposal. So cute! X

    I seriously smiled through the whole thing, I so hope I can have love like this:/

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  6. twentiethorbit:

his face at the end
dsflgjnslfkad;njsla dying

    twentiethorbit:

    his face at the end

    dsflgjnslfkad;njsla dying

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  7. withmymelancholyblues:

    mylifesarumor:

    scipioaemilianus:

    liamoflegends:

    shaving23spiders:

    wvnderbar:

    in the catholic ghetto, born and raised

    at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays

    relaxin chillaxin communion all cool

    oppressing some minorities outside the school

    when a couple of gays believed that they could

    believed they could get married in my neighborhood

    I said that they can’t and the world got mad

    I told them i’d be the best president they’d ever had

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    uoa:

    i laughed so hard

    this is basically my ticket to hell omg

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  10. lightweight-hearts:


shit tyrone
you are tearing this family apart
MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE
WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY. 
what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white
I AM DYING ^^^^^^^^
I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER. I WILL REBLOG IT EVERY TIME I SEE IT, I’M SORRY
HYPERVENTILATION
fucking quality ^^
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
THAT’S 49 CENT OF SPILT MILK DRIPPING ALL OVER MY TABLE! SOMEBODY GON’ DRINK THIS MILK! 
shit tyrone. get it together

Forever reblog. Oh my Tyrone.

    lightweight-hearts:

    shit tyrone

    you are tearing this family apart

    MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE

    WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY.

    what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white

    I AM DYING ^^^^^^^^

    I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER. I WILL REBLOG IT EVERY TIME I SEE IT, I’M SORRY

    HYPERVENTILATION

    fucking quality ^^

    THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

    THAT’S 49 CENT OF SPILT MILK DRIPPING ALL OVER MY TABLE! SOMEBODY GON’ DRINK THIS MILK! 

    shit tyrone. get it together


    Forever reblog. Oh my Tyrone.

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  11. soulss:

    I CANT FUCKING BREATHE WHY CAN THIS NOT HAPPEN TO ME

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    ulittleshit:

    1. der arme michel lol 2. omg 3. omg 

     g-od:

    obeseblackguy:

    cruddiness:

    mstron:

    spermatogenesis:

    omG

    the best

    every time

    my entire life

    where have you been all my life.

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Rage comics, ‘when’ moments, memes, gifs- this blog has it all!

    Rage comics, ‘when’ moments, memes, gifs- this blog has it all!

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